These people should be scared out of their minds! What part of Godless killing machines don't they understand? Was Stephen Colbert really that unclear about the dangerous... Hahaha, holy shit! He's waving! The little bear is waving, awwww...

I don't like zoos anymore. Ever since I dropped acid and decided to hang out with my friends hamster for an hour or so, contemplating on "setting him free". The reality of this hamsters life, stuck in this cage seemed like some sort of life time prison sentence. Except the hamster has spent its entire life span from birth to death in captivity and the reality was really fucking me up inside.